Fuck Water H2o

Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.

We’re Here for Every Question—Big or Small

At Zealous Pleasures, we know pleasure is personal—which is why we’re always here to help. Whether you’re curious about fit, exploring something new, or just not sure which toy is right for you, our team is ready to answer any questions with zero judgment and total discretion. No bots. No awkwardness. Just real people who care about helping you feel confident in every purchase. Ask us anything—we’re here to make your experience as smooth, sexy, and satisfying as possible.

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Discreet. Fast. Worry-Free.

Your privacy is our priority. All orders are shipped in plain corrugated boxes or bubble mailers with no company name or adult-related branding—just a regular package, like any other. Whether you're ordering to your home, office, or a pickup location, your secret stays safe with us. We offer fast, reliable shipping across the U.S., with 2 to 7 business day delivery options. So go ahead—treat yourself, worry-free.

Your Satisfaction, Guaranteed.

We stand behind the quality of our products. That’s why every eligible item you purchase from Zealous Pleasures comes with a 90-day in-house warranty, giving you peace of mind from the moment it arrives. Many products also include additional manufacturer warranties, offering extended coverage directly through the brand. Please note:masturbators are excluded from our in-house warranty. If you ever have an issue, just reach out—our team is here to help make it right.